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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 25.06.2025 06:07

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

Just Forget it!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Thumbs down again.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

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No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why do North Indians, living in Bangalore, not bother to learn Kannada?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why do many women like tall men?

Nuts and Butts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Minds and Behinds

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Next, they tried...

Then came..

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So, the docs changed it to read

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Everyone loved it.

Freaks and Cheeks

share office space ...

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Loons and Moons

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No, not a chance

Still no good

No way

Unacceptable again!

Still no good.

So they tried